Mathew

http://matty.mybrute.com/

Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. When you finish, tag twenty people (including the person who tagged you).

1) YOUR NAME?
A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.

2) YOUR AGE?
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

3) ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Derived from Brad Pitt. Sexy male that encourages female wet dreams.

4) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

5) FAVORITE COLOR?
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6) BIRTHPLACE?
Its a pretty good city south of Detroit. Contrary to popular belief on this site, its not full of gangsters and skanks, but has respectable people. There are however people who think they are gangster living in Wyandotte, but the average person knows that they are just poor and trying to act cool.

7) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

8) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ONLINE?
Excessively endowed. Originally derived from the Greek, "Andreas", meaning manly.

9) YOUR NICKNAME?
the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind

10) LAST THING YOU HAD TO EAT?
Food to the Gods

D&D Home Page - What Class Are You? - Build A Character - D&D Compendium

Rogues are cunning and elusive adversaries. Rogues slip into and out of shadows on a whim, pass anywhere across the field of battle without fear of reprisal, and appear suddenly only to drive home a lethal blade.

As a rogue, you might face others' preconceptions regarding your motivations, but your nature is your own to mold. You could be an agent fresh from the deposed king's shattered intelligence network, an accused criminal on the lam seeking to clear your name, a wiry performer whose goals transcend the theatrical stage, a kid trying to turn around your hardluck story, or a daredevil thrill-seeker who can't get enough of the adrenaline rush of conflict. Or perhaps you are merely in it for the gold, after all.

With a blade up your sleeve and a concealing cloak across your shoulders, you stride forth, eyes alight with anticipation. What worldly wonders and rewards are yours for the taking?

Which Classic Arcade Game Are You?

There isn't a group this side of Palestine more acquainted with the sweet smell of tear gas. I hear the Dupont '95 is developing a lovely honeyed nose, but the East Lansing police insist on using crap from South America that's well past its peak.

So I've decided to start blogging again.  This was brought about by rereading some of my old posts and cracking up over them.  It made me want to have something fun to read a year or so from now.  Real post later today or tomorrow, but I'm going to start off with an old quiz/challenge thingy I found from back in March of 2005.

Step 1: Pick out 20 movies you love.
Step 2: Go to the www.IMDB.com memorable quotes page for said movie
Step 3: Select the first memorable single line quote, post it and let everyone you know guess what movies the
lines come from.
Rule 1: No using search engines and the like to find where the quotes are from.

1.  You traveled the world... Now you must journey inwards... to what you really fear... it's inside you... there is no turning back. Your parents' death was not your fault. Your training is nothing. The will is everything. If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely. Are you ready to begin?
2. Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.
3. There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?
4. My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
5. I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.
6. I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.
7.You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!
8. Bright light. Bright light.
9. I want what all men want, I just want it more.
10. I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts.
11. I don't want to win unless I know I've done my best, and the only way I know how to do that is to run out front, flat out until I have nothing left. Winning any other way is chicken-shit.
12. Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
13. It's always difficult to keep personal prejudice out of a thing like this. And wherever you run into it, prejudice always obscures the truth. I don't really know what the truth is. I don't suppose anybody will ever really know. Nine of us now seem to feel that the defendant is innocent, but we're just gambling on probabilities - we may be wrong. We may be trying to let a guilty man go free, I don't know. Nobody really can. But we have a reasonable doubt, and that's something that's very valuable in our system. No jury can declare a man guilty unless it's SURE. We nine can't understand how you three are still so sure. Maybe you can tell us.
14. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
15. Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.
16. One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?
17. I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.
18. I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.
19, Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.
20. 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
21, It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.

So yesterday circa 9:15 Brad picked me up from work (in my car) so we could go see Beowulf (awesome movie, btw).  As I was getting in, I noticed that my right headlight was out and made a mental note to fix it.  We watch the movie and head home.  On Lake Lansing road, I notice a car pull out of a parking lot right behind me and immediately realize it's a cop about to pull me over for my headlight.  Sure enough, a few seconds later the flashers come on and I pull over.  It turns out to be Officer Reed, a guy I've had a few encounters with in the past (a friend got busted for drug possession in my back yard last spring and the cops questioned several people around the neighborhood after being called in for a possible domestic assault case... both times it was Officer Reed that I spoke to).  No idea if he recognized me or not, it probably didn't matter.  But he got my license and paperwork and headed back to his car.  A few minutes later, he comes back with my stuff in one hand and a second paper in the other, at the time I assumed it to be a fixit ticket.  Turns out that no, he's going to let me go and just tell me to get it fixed as soon as possible.  Then he hands me the paper, which turns out to be a pamphlet.

That's right, Meridian Township Police are giving out literature entitled "Traffic Stops: What should I do if I am stopped by the police?"

It goes through various things like what to expect, what to do, how to fight a ticket and why cops are spending their time harassing motorists rather than fighting crime.  Very bizarre, very unexpected.  Anyone else familiar with anything like this?

 

Woke up face down in a cheap motel
Had a King James Bible, a musty smell
An' a Jim Beam bottle layin' in the bed
With a lipstick note sayin'
I hope he ain't dead
Call me later if you wanna party
Signed, Susan
I need to make a resolution

No more drinkin', no more sinnin'
No more kissin' bow-legged women
No more twos that look like tens
'Til the drunk wears off an' the light sneaks in
This time I've made up my mind
I ain't gonna do that again
No, no, 'til the next time

Hells yea!

Go Bruins!  You fucking rock!



Go Blue!  Beat OSU!

HIT HEADS
PARTARDS
UCKIEST TEAM IN THE STATE

Look, I can make fun of your school's emblem too!  I am teh clever!  lolz!

But seriously guys, nice job beating Northwestern.  They aren't a program that's down and in transition because their head coach died in the middle of the summer or anything.  It's a win to be proud of. 

And cheering for OSU makes your team suck less... oh, no it doesn't.  I mean, honestly.  4-8?  And you think you have any right to talk shit because we got beat by 3 points by the best team in the country in one of the 5 hardest stadiums to play at in the country?  Give me a break.  At least you have the right school colors to reflect your envy.

Have fun watching your team play in the Motor Cit... oh, that's right.  You sucked too badly to even make it there this year.

GO BLUE! 

Michigan won, State lost, Tigers won, ChiSox lost.  The only way this could've been better is if the Twins had lost as well.  :)

stolen from all over the LJ land:

Go to Wikipedia and look up your birthday. List three neat facts, two births and one death in your journal.

September 4th

Facts:
476 - Romulus Augustus, the last emperor of the Western Roman Empire, is deposed when Odoacer proclaims himself King of Italy.
1886 - Indian Wars: After almost 30 years of fighting, Apache leader Geronimo surrenders with his last band of warriors to General Nelson Miles at Skeleton Canyon in Arizona.
1972 - Israeli Athletes taken hostage by Palestinian Black September (group) at 1972 Summer Olympics in Munich massacre

Births:
1968 - Mike Piazza, baseball player
1971 - Maik Taylor, Northern Irish soccer player (goalkeeper)

Death:
1063 - Toghrül, Turkish conqueror of Persia and Baghdad

1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks!

Taken a picture naked? Yes
Made out with a member of the same sex? No
Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
Told a lie? Yes
Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
Been in a fist fight? Yes
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
Been arrested? No
Left your house without telling your parents? Yes
Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
Seen someone die? No
Kissed a picture? No
Slept in until 3? Yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
Played dress up? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Felt an earthquake? No
Touched a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Had detention? Yes
Been in a car accident? No
Pole danced? No
Been lost? Yes
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No
Ever gone to school partially naked? No
Sat on a roof top? Yes
Played chicken? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes
Broken a bone? Yes
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
Forgotten someone's name? Yes
Slept naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? Yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made a parent cry? Yes
Cried over someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
Had/Have a dog? Yes
Been in a band? No
Drank 25 sodas in a day? Yes
Shot a gun? Yes

It's recently come to my attention, that spartards have a rather brilliant system worked out for justification purposes, particularly where basketball is concerned. Despite the fluke of last year's Final Four appearance, MSU has not been an elite program since the championship in 2000. And no, before you start, Michigan isn't back to elite status yet. But this isn't about them. This is about over-hyped mediocrity. In the four years that I've been at MSU, they've bowed out of the tourney twice in the first round (as well as the year before I started college). They do not have a single championship banner, not for the regular season or for the big ten or NCAA tourney. Twice they've had a worse record than a Michigan team that hasn't come near living up to its potential and is fighting a steep uphill battle due to the aftermath of the Fab Five era. A team that, mind you, spartards ridicule mercilessly.

But wait! What about MSU's tough schedule? Surely playing a tough non-conference schedule deserves respect? Sure, it does. If you actually win those tough games. Herein is the system: Schedule elite teams, lose to them, and console yourself with the thought that "surely we would have won with a lighter schedule". But the realm of what if is meaningless. Playing that game, we can go ahead and assume Michigan would've made the Final Four the past three years if not crippled by injuries. Hell, we probably would have flat out won the Big Ten Title all of them and the NC at least once.

We don't live in a world where assumptions matter that much, though. We live in a here and now where Michigan has had at best average seasons the past several years.

But hey, at least we have company in the land of mediocrity.